HAPPY SPOOKTOBER THE BEST TIME OF YEAR WHERE ADULTS CAN DRESS LIKE IDIOTS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
ALSO SKIMPY OUTFITS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!
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Posted by DanShimmershell - October 3rd, 2019
HAPPY SPOOKTOBER THE BEST TIME OF YEAR WHERE ADULTS CAN DRESS LIKE IDIOTS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
ALSO SKIMPY OUTFITS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!
ZebraHumor
My favorite costume ever was a slutty lumberjack with a huge fake moustache. All night guys would say, "Lose the moustache" and I was happy it destroyed their sexual fantasies.
DanShimmershell
But... The mustache only makes it better! Imagien all the jokes you could pull!